’Tis July’s immortal Fourth; all fountains must run wine today!
Would now, it were old Orleans whiskey, or old Ohio, or unspeakable old Monongahela!
Then, Tashtego, lad, I’d have ye hold a canakin to the jet, and we’d drink round it!
Yea, verily, hearts alive, we’d brew choice punch in the spread of his spout-hole there, and from that live punch-bowl quaff the living stuff.